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                        Mt. Holz Science Fiction Society
                    Club Notice - 06/08/01 -- Vol. 19, No. 49

       Chair/Librarian: Mark Leeper, 732-817-5619, mleeper@avaya.com
       Factotum: Evelyn Leeper, 732-332-6218, eleeper@lucent.com
       Distinguished Heinlein Apologist: Rob Mitchell, robmitchell@avaya.com
       HO Chair Emeritus: John Jetzt, jetzt@avaya.com
       HO Librarian Emeritus: Nick Sauer, njs@lucent.com
       Back issues at http://www.geocities.com/evelynleeper
       All material copyright by author unless otherwise noted.

       The Science Fiction Association of Bergen County meets on the
       second Saturday of every month in Upper Saddle River; call
       201-447-3652 for details.  The Denver Area Science Fiction
       Association meets 7:30 PM on the third Saturday of every month at
       Southwest State Bank, 1380 S. Federal Blvd.

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       1. I have often felt it a pity how the world is globalizing to  the
       extent  that you find the same restaurants, the same music, and the
       same movies show up wherever you go.  Top 40  music  stations,  not
       that I listen to them, sound the same all over the country and even
       in Mexico.  I had not realized how bad the problem had gotten.  For
       a  new  sign  of  the times, how is this?  This homogenizing of the
       world seems these days to be for the birds, literally.  Wild  birds
       will  choose  calls by listening to calls of other birds.  Of late,
       however, there has been a marked increase in  the  calls  of  birds
       sounding  like  they  came from pieces of popular human songs.  The
       phenomenon was observed  by  ornithologists  but  was  not  treated
       seriously  because  it seemed so unlikely that the birds would have
       that much opportunity to hear  human  songs.   The  similarity  was
       ascribed   to   coincidence   and  the  subconscious  mind's  over-
       willingness to find similarities and order in chaos.  The  idea  of
       wild  birds singing human songs was classed with the canals of Mars
       as a figment of the imagination.  The concept of wild birds singing
       human  songs  was just laughed off.  It was just a bit Walt Disney-
       ish.  Not any more.

       The missing link in the process  is  now  thought  to  be  cellular
       phones.   Cellular  phone  manufacturers  license  familiar popular
       melodies because their customers like them as ring  tones  for  in-
       coming  calls.   Sadly,  the  cell phones do carry the music chimes
       even into the wild places.  Birds pick up the  melodies  and  teach
       them   to  other  birds.   The  Danish  Ornithological  Association
       reports, "More and more singing birds are adding new songs to their
       repertoire,  all  thanks  to mobile phones." Now you can feel proud
       that we really are a major step closer to having taught  the  world
       to sing in perfect harmony.

       And while we are on the subject of human technology encroaching  on
       nature,  there  is a visiting professor at MIT who has decided that
       the Internet can be a boon to the lives  of  American  domesticated
       parrots.   Not  that  it  can be used to buy them bigger and better
       cuttlebones at cut-rate wholesale  prices.   No,  she  thinks  that
       parrots actually have a need to be able to surf the Internet.

       As Pepperberg explains, "In the wilds they live in flocks... People
       buy  these  animals  as pets.  They interact a lot with them in the
       morning and they interact with them a lot in the evening, but  they
       leave  them for eight or nine hours a day."  Frankly I think she is
       understating the problem.  Pepperberg is assuming the  birds  sleep
       all  night.   The  birds  probably  sleep  to alleviate the boredom
       during the day but then probably cannot sleep  at  night.   In  any
       case  parrot probably would find time heavy on their hands, if they
       had hands.  They become bored and often show it  by  screaming  and
       chewing their feathers and in general acting like neurotic parrots.

       But Pepperberg's solution is one that seems strange at first.   The
       solution is to teach the poor lonely birds to surf the Internet.  A
       colleague of Pepperberg, one Benjamin Resner, a research assistant,
       suggested  that  a  parrot  should be able to pass the lonely hours
       looking at wildlife pictures on the Internet.   They  have  a  gray
       parrot  named  Arthur.   They have built a joystick controller that
       Arthur can manage.  So far Arthur has shown no interest  in  either
       e-mail or chat rooms.

       Resner has worked out a piece of  software  that  will  select  out
       sites  that have particular parrot appeal.  I suppose it is kind of
       an  extension  of  web  software  that  censors  the  Internet  for
       children.  For now Resner can only guess what a parrot really likes
       to see.  Eventually the restrictions will be taken off and the bird
       will be given a free hand or wing or something.

       So bird culture is slowly merging with human  culture.   While  the
       Danish Ornithological Association is bemoaning the birds picking up
       human tunes, Pepperberg is helping birds to use computers.  I  have
       been  expecting  it for some time now and I am happy to say that it
       is not all birds picking up human habits.  Humans  are  picking  up
       bird  habits  also.  You should see the job Evelyn does with a pile
       of sunflower seeds.  [-mrl]

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       2. MOULIN ROUGE (a film review by Mark R. Leeper):

                 Capsule: MOULIN ROUGE  begins  with  a  sensory
                 overload  of  images and fast cutting to create
                 an exuberant and viscerally  exciting  view  of
                 the  bohemian  life  in Paris of a century ago.
                 The flush and excitement of  experiencing  1900
                 Paris  is  surreally exaggerated.  After thirty
                 minutes or so the pace slackens a bit, but much
                 of  the  style remains.  Nicole Kidman and Ewan
                 McGregor star as an expensive courtesan and the
                 young  writer  who  loves  her.   The  film  is
                 hypnotic and entrancing.  The  first  half-hour
                 is  worth the price of admission all by itself.
                 Rating: 7 (0 to 10), +2 (-4 to +4)

       In making love or in making musicals, you must never doubt your own
       abilities.   Once you become self-conscious about how to do it, you
       probably cannot any more.  The United States once was unexcelled at
       making musicals, from Busby Berkeley to Rogers and Hammerstein this
       made lots and most of the best.  Now the feature-length musical has
       nearly  died in the US except for some weak efforts in recent years
       to bring it back.  Woody Allen's  EVERYONE  SAYS  I  LOVE  YOU  was
       really  a  feeble  attempt at dabbling in the genre.  More recently
       there have been somewhat more successful attempts at the  edges  of
       the  genre  with  SOUTH PARK and O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU?  On the
       other hand, in Australia  when  it  seems  appropriate  to  make  a
       musical  they  just  dive into it with the apparent natural ease of
       Rooney and Garland  saying,  "Hey,  let's  put  on  a  show."   Baz
       Luhrmann,  with  the  musical  STRICTLY  BALLROOM  under  his  belt
       already, dives in with not just ease but gusto to make the fabulous
       musical  MOULIN ROUGE.  Set in 1900 Paris, the beauty of the women,
       the weird characters, the glamour the fin-de-siecle exuberance  are
       presented  in an explosion of sensory overload.  Luhrmann does some
       really extraordinary things with this film.  I like a director  who
       does  something  unusual  those  now  boring  studio banners at the
       beginning of the film.  It is a way to announce that this will be a
       creative  film  from  the  very first frame.  Luhrmann has some fun
       with the Fox logo and theme and right away the viewer realizes this
       is a film that will have his eyes glued to the screen.

       The plotting is somewhat familiar, but then most  musicals  do  not
       have  a  really  strong  plot.   Luhrmann,  who  both co-writes and
       directs, opens the film with a half-hour  or  more  of  high-energy
       excitement.   We  start with fledgling writer, Christian (played by
       Ewan McGregor)  coming  to  Paris  over  his  father's  objections.
       Almost  immediately  he has an unconscious Argentinean fall through
       his ceiling and in moments is embroiled in writing for  the  film's
       title nitery a show called "Spectacular. Spectacular."  The star of
       the show will be singer, courtesan,  and  toast  of  Paris,  Satine
       (Nicole  Kidman).  The new show has been created by a small team of
       artists  led  by  the  diminutive  giant  Toulouse  Lautrec   (John
       Leguizamo)   under  the  control  of  the  impresario  Zidler  (Jim
       Broadbent  having  a  field  day).   This  first  night  Satine  is
       scheduled   to   seduce   the  possible  producer  for  Spectacular
       Spectacular, the Duke of Worcestor (Richard Roxburgh), but  through
       a  mistake  in identity she seduces Christian instead.  Being young
       and impressionable he stays seduced and  in  love.   But  the  duke
       expects  that  he  will get Satine as part of the deal of producing
       the play.  From there the story  borrows  several  plot  highlights
       from Alexander Dumas's CAMILLE.

       The film is marvelously  inventive  throughout,  though  after  the
       first  half-hour it slows considerably.  Touches of that first rush
       include a terrific visualization of the Green Fairy said to live in
       bottles  of  that green (and literally toxic) intoxicant, absinthe.
       The film remains a tribute to Paris  and  the  extravagant  musical
       throughout,  popular  in  Paris in the 19th and early 20th Century.
       Luhrmann uses music  not  from  the  period  but  more  modern  and
       familiar  melodies  choosing  as the centerpiece a peculiar choice,
       "There Was a Boy" from the film THE BOY WITH GREEN HAIR.

       The film features a standout performance by Nicole Kidman in a role
       that  seemed  made  for  her.   She is an icon playing an icon, and
       playing it to the hilt.  Ewan McGregor, of  TRAINSPOTTING  and  the
       screen's  new  Obi-Wan  Kenobi  is more than passable as the film's
       lead, though his singing is obviously overdubbed.  Kidman does  her
       own singing and does it as well as any professional.  Jim Broadbent
       is delicious as the strutting and high-stepping impresario  Zidler.
       Even  the  frequently  irritating  John  Leguizamo  does  nicely as
       Lautrec.  He does not seem French, of course, but then nobody  else
       in the cast does either.

       I can list on the fingers  of  one  hand  the  set  of  musicals  I
       actually  like  as  musicals.   I  like  FIDDLER ON THE ROOF, ROCKY
       HORROR PICTURE SHOW, CABARET, and very few others.  Most musicals I
       bide  my time and wait for the singing to be over.  This is a bide-
       my-time sort of musical, but it has its  share  of  other  rewards.
       Even I can appreciate its tributes to the stage and screen musical.
       I rate it a 7 on the 0 to 10 scale and a +2 on the -4 to +4  scale.
       [-mrl]

                                          Mark Leeper
                                          HO 1K-644 732-817-5619
                                          mleeper@avaya.com

           Do what thy manhood bids thee do, from none but self 	   expect applause; He noblest lives and noblest dies
	   who makes and keeps his self-made laws.
                                          -- Sir Richard Francis Burton